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this morning i worked with my favorite waitress. she's my fave because she doesnt give a fuhhhck.
i saw her talking to a table before they left, when they left i picked up the money and bill off the table, theyd left her a buck twenty five on a thirty five dollar tab.. i thought i had counted wrong but no... confused because it seemed like they all seemed happy while talking i say HEY LIA they left you a buck twenty five whats up!? and she says: hmmm i accidentally flung her spoon and it hit her, she must have taken it personally
later we were eating lunch and she had feta on her nose so i told her. she laughs and tells me that this morning she got jam on her chin and could feel it there but she pretended it wasnt.
(!?!? me: "as if it would go away?" her: just laughing and nodding yes)
doesnt give a fuck!

this evening i went to a basketball game with my favorite brother. he's my fave because even if no one else is around he has himself to impress. he was upset that i didnt have any authentic purple and gold. he taught me the appropriate heckles. i miss shootin hoops and i havta say,
i do like to heckle!

RIGHT LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT LEFT... SIT DOWN!

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